If My Master Had A Clitoris by Boots

If My Master Had A Clitoris

by Boots (obi_wan_kenobi69@hotmail.com)

Archiving: M_A please
Category: Poetry, Humour, Obi POV
Pairing: Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Het overtone!
Summary: Obi-Wan thinks het thoughts
Disclaimer: George Lucas owns the galaxy, I own the random brain spasms. No infringement intended, no money made.
Feedback: Yes please! <brave grin> Come and get me! obi_wan_kenobi69@hotmail.com
Note: A present for my Master Alaric, isn't she *lucky*?!

I was getting down to business
Head buried in the task at hand
When suddenly I had a thought
What if my Master had a clitoris?

If my Master had a clitoris,
It'd be as big as my penis,
For he is truly a great man
And hung like Boss Nass!

If my Master had a clitoris,
It'd be such loveliness,
To tease the shy pink bud,
Rub noses with it till I pass...

Out! I'd take it on holidays,
Kiss, pat with great fuss,
I'll smell like I cruised the seas,
playing with my Master's clitoris!

My Master comes with a hiss,
Said I was more than a pretty face,
Praised my wicked mind and mouth,
But now I am to let go of, alas, his penis